lols.com Joke of the Day

Husband & Wife
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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lols.com Riddle of the Day

What is smarter?
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
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